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Bernard Vinegar knew instantly that his blind date with Frieda Frothingmäuthkrieg would not go well when she spewed the entire contents of the Wikidictionary's vast collection of "Foul and Abusive Slang" at him when he tried to compliment her on the beautiful Bertolonia she had growing by the door but which he had mistakenly identified as a Batrachomyomachia.
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