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Originally Posted by DNSB
Hmmm... with a gestation period of 8-18 years, Greenland sharks make an elephant look like it pops out babies rapidly.
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Wait, what? 8-18 years of pregnancy? Holy sore udders, Batman, what the hell did the female Greenland Shark do, to piss off Mother Nature that badly? And are you telling me that now, I not only have to worry about Bruce, but the high-level possibility of Bruce Jr.? The caretaker horror!
Jeeze, this is gonna be endless, I can tell now. Maybe I can construct some email to Musk and to Spielberg to get them to pitch in for ongoing care and feeding of Bruce, Bruce Jr and whatever Mum's name is.
Sheesh.
Hitch