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You Only Live A Forthnight Last Tuesday
Q: Harv, this is the new ZCD Cocktail Shaker I've been developing
Harv: Nice...what does it do?
Q: By applying the appropriate ingredients and shaking vigorously it'll produce an advanced, reality-altering hallucinogen that will incapacitate a person for the previous fortnight
Harv: ...
Q: What?
Harv: So, it's just a normal ZCD Cocktail Shaker?
Q: I'll have you know that It's made of carbon fibre, and has an Aston Martin logo in the side!
Harv: ...
Q: It's also wireless...
Harv: ...
Q: ...for the intehwebs
Harv: ...
Q: ...
Harv: You've gotten lazy, haven't you, Q?
Q: Sorry, I got caught up in the MR Llounge and ran out of time
Harv: Well, take a sip and give yourself a fortnight's credit
Q: Good idea. Can I get you a drink?
Harv: I thought you'd never ask
[WORLD EXPLODES WHEN EVIL MASTERMIND'S DEMANDS ARE NOT MET]
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