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Originally Posted by LazyScot
Trying to get the idea of a Bond spoof out of my head (and no, I don't mean the original Casino Royale with David Niven). Problem is the cast list (and story, and plot, and ....). At present cast goes:
Bond: Harv
Bond Girl: Vera
M: Patricia
Moneypenny: Zelda
Q: Marc
Felix Leiter/Jack Wade: RSE
Chief Villian: DixieGal (overacting to a tee)
Villian's main henchwoman: ShortAndCuddlyAm
<need lots more characters/bit parts....>
The plot: an evil plan to gain total control over the world supply of chocolate, and selling it to the highest bidder (which would naturally result in world domination....)
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Villain: Who are you?
Harv: Wallbanger. Harv Wallbanger.
Vivaldi: If you want to know his weakness, just play some Ska...