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Originally Posted by Nate the great
Except I don't want people to talk to me while I am reading.
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Too right. That's the real reason I used to buy hardbacks - sufficient weight to knock the gawking, gregarious galahs unconscious. If I wanted some kind of social intercourse I'd remove my neurotic, introverted personality and replace it with that of my idiotically loquacious microwave (
"FINISHED. ENJOY YOUR MEAL!" my arse! I just nuked a meat pie into cardboard and chewable meat "gravy", you smug, punctilious bastiche!).
Cheers,
Marc