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Old 12-29-2023, 09:18 PM   #4939
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Originally Posted by DiapDealer View Post
There's a lot of granularity in your notifications preferences found in the Alexa settings for the account your devices are associated with.
Oh, yes. But does it work? Not so fast.

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My "Following" preference is devoid of any sports, music, celebrities, movies, or financial interests. I'm following nothing. Same for my News notification settings.
Alexa drove me nuts with notifications about the Yankees, including five minute notices before every. single. game. As well as every player acquired or traded away or injured. So I did exactly as you said and went the nuclear option and got rid of every single source of potential news or notification. So now?

I get the notification sound and yellow ring. I ask, wearily, because I know the drill:

"Alexa, what's my notification?"

"Issy, you have no new notifications. But there's a notification on a related profile. Do you want to hear it?"

I have no related profile! Moreover, saying "No" doesn't kill the notification. The yellow ring keeps on its endless circle. I am forced to say "Yes", at which she says "OK" and tells me the latest Yankee news. And I have to listen to the whole blamed message because cutting it short doesn't eliminate it.

This is so much worse than before, when at least I didn't have to go through the rigamarole about the related profile. And this is the offseason. I can't imagine what it's going to be like once spring training starts.
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