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Originally Posted by psockpuppet
I'm real! I have my own cubicle into which I am chained every morning and from which i am released bbriefly every evening to attend to essential functions. Like dringking tequila and taking LSD. Then I go back and ghost write Harv and Vera Sagas for pshrynk. And he charges me to use the copyright.
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Might I suggest you peep over the cubicle walls. What you will see is the inside of someone head, like a scene from the film "Being John Malkovich". This does give you an immense power, as if you start making enough noise and hammering on the walls, head within which you are trapped will develop a headache (and we will be able to work out who it is by identifying when the post to the What Are You Doing Now? thread claiming they have no headache, nor need of headache medication, but will be popping out to the drug store for a moment). You may find this techinique works during negotiation phases, as threats to evict/sack are a little hollow as they will require the owner to open up their own head, and fish around inside to remove you. Unless they are Marc, in which case such things happen all the time, if the rumours are to be believed.