A cop was waiting in a speed trap on the interstate when a guy in a sport car came racing by him at over 100 mph. The cop immediately pulls out behind the speedster and turns on his lights. The guy pulls over and the cop walks over to the window.
The cop looks at the guy smiling and says, "I've been waiting for someone like you all day."
The guy responds, "Well, I came as fast as I could."
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