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Originally Posted by pilotbob
It is not iRex's fault that your pocket is to small for the DR1000. Get a bigger pair of pants with bigger pockets.
BOb
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Dear Xenophon:
I concur with pilotbob. The problem is definitely that you need bigger pants with huge pockets.
Astak is coming out with special slacks for you. Instead of two side pockets and two back pockets you get one whopping pocket of 22 inch across. The cuffs have extra batteries sown in and your zipper is a solar-charger.
This will be ideal for the new Gigantus Lite... a 21 inch screen that has no Sudoku and operates with chopsticks. As you eat the motion powers a backlight giving you 7,300 pixels per square inch and a sharp jolt to the sternum.
Now, before anyone posts asking where they can buy the Gigantus with the pants... this is just a little chance to bring some light humor to the thread.