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A man walks into a bar and announces, "Today I heard a great redneck joke!"
A massive guy stands up off of his seat and says, "Wait a minute there man". Before you go on and tell that joke, I'm Billy Bob. I'm 6 foot 5 and weigh 260 pounds, all muscle and I am a proud redneck. See that fella over there? He is a professional boxer, and he's a redneck too. And the guy behind the bar has a shotgun next to the cash register and he is a proud redneck, too. Now, you really want to tell that joke?"
The man who walked into the bar says, "Nah. I don't want to have to explain it three different times."
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