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Old 09-16-2023, 06:43 PM   #231
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There once was a job application form that said: “Help wanted! Looking for people that are bilingual, able to write a computer program and able to make a robot!”, which a street dog was staring at, and it entered the building.

The dog then enters the interviewing room and sits on the chair. The interviewer looks at the dog, which looked determined, and said: “ I’m sorry, but you will need to be able to make a computer program.” The dog, then proceeds to create a computer program, which ran perfectly on the first time.

The interviewer, amazed by the dog, replies: “You are very talented, but the job also requires you to be able to make a robot”, so the dog makes a perfectly flawless robot.

The interviewer, now amazed replies: “I’m sorry, but the job requires you to be bilingual.” The dog then replies:

“Meow.”
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