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Old 09-03-2023, 12:49 AM   #204
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A woman walked by an old man's house every day as she went home. The man just sat in his rocker on his porch and was always in a good mood and had a smile on his face. After a while, she began to get curious so she decided to ask him about his secret to living happy like that.

Woman: Hello, I've noticed that you always have a smile on your face and wanted to know how you've lived such a long and happy life. What's your secret?

Old Man: Well, that's easy. I smoke 3 packs of cigarettes a day, I only eat junk food, and I don't exercise.

Woman (surprised): Wow, really? And exactly how old are you?

Old Man: Twenty-six.
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