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Zelda - Scorpion Warning!!
RE: the pet poll, I have three cats, one of which is on my **** list at the moment for licking himself raw, which will probably need a vet trip for cat prozac. Grrrr.
RE: spiders and crawlies - My cousin threatened to put a scorpion in my sleeping bag when I was teenager. He started creeping around the side of the house to accomplish his nefarious plan, but he didn't count on the fact that A. I wasn't asleep yet and B. I have great hearing. I heard him, got spooked, screamed bloody murder. I scared him so badly that he tripped on a downed telephone pole in my uncle's backyard (which is where we all were) and broke his toe. Moral: If you're going to threaten a teenage girl with a scorpion in her sleeping bag, wait til she's asleep to try to put it in there. Or sneak earplugs in her ears.
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