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Chad: "Thank you, pshrynk.
Over here at the counting headquarters we can see the counting staff desparately punching cards as quickly as the candidates can give them bank notes. These bank notes are then passed onto the runners who take therse notes directly to the bank, where they are instantly collected by the federal reserve who rush them back to the politicians who promptly allocate them to funding schemes for re-election. Apparently, all of this is a major part of the new banking bailout scheme whereby money is routed to banks via counting officers for elections. Currently, we are seeing a major peak in the banking share prices, all thanks to our wonderful democratic system. Back to pshyrnk in the studio."
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...the printing presses are also working overtime to print more money, so that we can be sure never to run out. now that's what i call a concerted effort to Turn Things Around !
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Hmmm. I sense an adventure.... "Hugo and Lefty and the Search for the Missing Groaning Smiley"
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"by LazyScot". i'll read it !! when can we expect the first chapter ?