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Originally Posted by ZodWallop
Bartleby, the Scrivener synopsis:
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I'm a bit slow this morning. I was just on my way to correct what I had written.
The story of the man who would prefer not to could have been ok, but the "punchline" was distinctly lacking in punch.
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I cannot adequately express the emotions which seize me. Dead letters!
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Get a life. This morning I had to pull a dead mouse out of a trap. I find that more emotional than old correspondence.