VIa. Alternatively, pin the human as close as possible to the edge of the bed by snuggling up behind their knees.
Bird script (not quite a diary-- I'll consider doing that later):
7:49 am: Tweet! Tweet tweet tweet! Who's a silly? Whatcha doin? Whatcha doin', silly bird? Who's a silly bird? Tweet! <wolf whistle> Who's a silly? <aria>
(entries repeat until 10pm or until blanket is thrown over cage.)
Final entry for day:
tweet?