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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel
driving ducks ??? just what kind of ducks do you have in wisconsin ??? 
(i agree hugo and lefty are worth the trip. but they get around sometimes, so you never know, they might one day show up in your neighborhood... watch out, they're charming, but they're (usually inadvertently) sometimes real trouble ! of course, they make up for that by regularly saving the day, so it all shakes out in the end.  ) |
Ahh, you haven't heard of the enormous, squirrel chasing, vegetarian ducks living deep in the north woods of Wisconsin?
They are about 5 feet tall, have removable webbed feet which can be easily replaced with wheels, make lovely pets, and have an intense dislike of squirrels. They are rather elusive, but once captured with bribes of high quality chocolate, they can be tamed and they will even allow children to ride them. They are highly valued as pets.