Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
Seriously though, this seems like a lot of effort to avoid paw prints. A disproportionate amount of effort if you ask me. Mats that need to be purchased and put in place and then removed, water pistols, magnets and so on. What is really needed is a working filter system. The same filters system that allow us to ignore billboards and other such evidence that would otherwise lead us to conclude that our planet has been in the care of a pack of malicious trolls.
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