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Originally Posted by neil_swann80
What if they're abducted by a belligerent magpie?
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Crunched up by the dog. Magpies don't actually much pinch shiny stuff. Maybe the odd juvenile rook might take something out of curiosity. Rooks are trickier, but magpies will take small birds.
The most belligerent bird might be the European Robin. It's song means "I'll kill you if you come closer" and most males will tear any realistic male robin model to pieces. They are not scared of humans either.
A friend wondered how to dispose of his old settee.
"Put it in the garage with your dog and in a few days you'll be able to put a few bits in the bin each week."
It worked. Dog tended to get bored locked in garage all day when they were both out to work. He'd already had to stop storing cans of beer and spare light bulbs there.