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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel
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anyway, we've got a strict no-zombie policy in The Ministry (with the exception of the Montsnmags legal team).
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...who aren't allowed
in The Ministry itself. They can hang around out the front, keeping an eye out for accidents to chase. BTW, they're "undead", but in a vampiric
(*) way rather than a zombie way (the zombies I use for auditing).
(* and not "vampiric" in that wussy modern emo crap teenager kind of way that makes me want to vomit my own colon, but in a "I rip the heads off supermodels and bury my face to my ears in their open neck-holes just for shits and giggles and then I clean up, top-and-tail, and go out to a fine restaurant and a night at the opera before continuing with my covert manipulation of world politics" kind of way)
Cheers,
Marc