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Originally Posted by issybird
The pizza I grew up on and still the best. NY gets crust. It's a carrier, damnit! Pizza is about the toppings, not a doughy crust; the crust should be thin and slightly chewy. And stuffed crust? The horror!
The local supermarket chain sends out digital coupons every couple of weeks. A few iterations ago, mine included one for a free box of Stroopwaffels. I'm not made of stone, you know. Sigh.
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I would have been fine, if, like the potato chip people, I'd stopped at one box. Hell, two boxes or even four. But
nooooooooooooooooo.... it's horrifying.
I've never had
any sort of whacko binge-eating episode like that in my life. I was pathetically grateful that the Walmart delivery guy (Fedex or UPS, don't remember) didn't have X-ray eyes and know what was inside that HUGE box....it's bad enough he saw me with my cellulitis foot/leg, the bathrobe (I hereby vote that we bring back the tradition of dressing gowns as respectable, btw!), my hair looking as though it hadn't seen a shower in weeks (cough cough, as if it had...) and all that. If he'd seen the {mumble} boxes of Stroopwaffels in there, I'd have died of mortification.
Hitch