"Oh, hi! I didn't see you come in because I was taking a shower. That's OK: Have a seat on the toilet while I finish. Don't forget to close the top. Hahaha!! What? Yes, the ebook is called
The Elevator, and is
AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW. You live where? Yes, Arkansas is a great place to live. No, I don't have any copies here in my house. You can go to
Amazon and purchase a copy. I'm almost finished with my shower but, as you can see, I'm completely nude - which is understandable. Right? I mean, who takes a shower with their clothes on?!!? What did you say your name was:
Harold Shipman? Nice to meet you. I'll be out in just a moment. What's that paper you're holding? Ahhh, you want my autograph. Of course! Hmmmm, it says on your paper that this is a
cremation certificate. Hahaha!!! That's pretty funny. Yeah, good meeting you, too. Drop by any time. Oh, you will! That's great! 'Bye now. -- Oh, please close the door on your way out!
NEXT!"
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