04-14-2009, 11:36 PM
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the snarky blue one
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Quote:
Originally Posted by montsnmags
Genotechnically, they're called "pseudempathic clonomorphs", and their filial displays of affection are by definition somewhat untrustworthy. Thus, my prime rule of parenting: pull them closer with one hand, but hold a TASER ready in the other:
[Wait a minute....this isn't my TASER...hey, which one of you swapped my TASER for the TV remote ~bzzzZAAAPPP!~ARGGHHHHH!!!!!!!]
Cheers,
Marc (A TASER is not a toy, damn it, kids!)
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Nope, as hard as I try I can't think of anything nice to say, so as my mamma taught me, I ain't sayin' nothin' at all.
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