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Originally Posted by montsnmags
Genotechnically, they're called "pseudempathic clonomorphs", and their filial displays of affection are by definition somewhat untrustworthy. Thus, my prime rule of parenting: pull them closer with one hand, but hold a TASER ready in the other:
[Wait a minute....this isn't my TASER...hey, which one of you swapped my TASER for the TV remote ~bzzzZAAAPPP!~ARGGHHHHH!!!!!!!]
Cheers,
Marc (A TASER is not a toy, damn it, kids!) |
Sorry about that Marc, I didn't think you'd mind..............
Your son/daughter/whatever is really cute
(gags) What did you name the concoction? er, abor.......er.........child?