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Flash! - Dateline - April 14 2011 -
News Corp announces the merger of the recently acquired National Inquirer with The Wall Street Journal. Rupert Murdock is reported to have said "This allows us to merge the hard hitting investegative journalism of the Inquirer with the forward thinking news needs of investors. After all, the truth is out there somewhere, and when we find it, we'll tell you about it - and show you how to make a profit off of it."
In an additional coup, News Corp has announced it has gotten the exclusive right to a "green investing" series of articles from the Loch Ness Monster and an ongoing column on tech investing from two California-resident space aliens.
Rumors about ongoing merger talks between the Financial Times and the Weekly World News have received a curt "no comment" from both parties.
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