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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel
i wish that whatever i was in the mood to eat would magically appear in my refrigerator, without necessitating a trip to the store or any preparation.
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Granted, but now you're cursed with an
insatiable craving for mood food. You spend 24 hours a day posting to MR with your toes because both your hands are stuffing mood food in you face. You're getting bigger and bigger until you're nearly as big as the refrigerator, which is now too small because you're in the mood for more food than your refrigerator can hold.
But wait, it's a magical refrigerator after all. And since you don't specify
HOW MUCH you're in the mood for, an enormous amount of mood food magically appears within the confines of the refrigerator until it stretches to gargantuan size and keeps expanding. You've eaten so much mood food that you can no longer fit through your door.
Your refrigerator keeps filling with mood food, growing larger and larger, contorting through interior doorways, filling every inch of every room and begins bulging out of the windows, threatening to explode all over the shums below (if only.) You barely have room to breathe.
It's crushed your computer and you can no longer post at MR. Well,
that does it!
That development makes you totally loose your appetite. But alas, too late (sniff, sniff.) You're computer is already crushed to the size of a mint tin. You need to get to a computer
NOW. You just
MUST post to MR,
YOU MUST! But you're still too huge to fit through the door, and the fridge stopped expanding just short of busting through the wall so you could escape. You're trapped and can't make it to the Paris meet-up.
What will you do, oh what
WILL you do? Poor Z.
I don't thiink I want to make a wish.
