View Single Post
Old 09-08-2022, 01:45 AM   #566
hildea
Wizard
hildea ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.hildea ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.hildea ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.hildea ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.hildea ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.hildea ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.hildea ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.hildea ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.hildea ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.hildea ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.hildea ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.
 
hildea's Avatar
 
Posts: 1,315
Karma: 67561852
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Norway
Device: PocketBook Touch Lux (had Onyx Boox Poke 3 and BeBook Neo earlier)
I think JSWolf's idea could work fine, maybe with some indents to make it easier to see which chat is which at a glance. So:

Big group chat:
InnocentVictim: Let's have a picnic!
EvilVillain: Great idea, I'll bake muffins. Let's go to the beach by the standing stones, that's a nice place.

Inner circle chat:
EvilVillain: Ugh, I hate InncocentVictim. Dibs on stabbing them!
EvilVillainBoss: Do we have enough sacrifices for the ritual? We need at least five to summon the Great Noseless One.

Big group chat:
EvilVillain: How many of your friends will be coming, InnocentVictim? I want to make sure I bring enough muffins!

Super secret chat:
EvilVillain: OK, everyone, remember: The chocolate muffins are poisoned, stick to the blueberry ones.
EvilCoconspirator: Are we absolutely sure that EvilVillainBoss prefers chocolate?

Do any of you read Midnight Society? It's about horror, SF, and fantasy authors telling stories round the campfire - at its best it's hilarious

Quote:
The Midnight Society
@midnight_pals
JK Rowling: ssso then @BadtakeBrenda tweetss "how dare you disscriminate against bathroom pervertss"
Poe: how many how of these tweets are you planning to do joanne
Rowling:
Poe: it's just that
Poe: it's kinda running long
Rowling: sssss
Poe: look, the sun is coming up

[...]

Barker: is this whole goddamn story in tweets
Rowling: thisss isss the ssstyle now
Rowling: it'sss digital episstolary
Rowling: krisss sssstraub did a whole sstory in forum possstsss!!
Rowling: a whole sstory!!
Rowling: thiss iss the exact ssame thing
Barker: is it really tho

[...]

Barker: ok for real tho how did this happen
Barker: how did you just write a whole book of tweets
Barker: cuz that's pretty fuckin cringe
Barker: like you'd have to be REAL melt to just publish tweets as a whole book
Barker: a real chump
Barker: just an absolute dorkus malorkus

[earlier]
agent: hey joanne how's the new book coming
Rowling: the what
agent: you know the new cormoran strike book
agent: the one you've been working on
Rowling:
agent: you know the book
agent: please tell me you've been writing the book

[...]

Rowling: yesssss sssso uh
Rowling: well i've got a draft right uh
Rowling: [looks at tweets]
Rowling: [looks at agent]
Rowling: [looks at tweets]
Rowling: [looks at agent]
Rowling: [to herself] haha delightfully devilisssh joanne!
hildea is offline   Reply With Quote