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Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm
I wish the yeti got along with ebook readers so he would sign up here so I didn't have to explain to him why I kept giggling, or exclaiming "Portugal!" when he said he was posting a parcel to Portugal...
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granted. but in his enthusiasm he first steals your liseuse and you never get it back, and then becomes such an active poster in the llounge that you have to spend all your waking hours online to keep up with the threads, and you lose your job and your friends forget what you look like. also, the references to squirrels and random cries of "PORTUGAL !!" in your house increase exponentially, and everyone who knows you thinks you have both gone insane.
i wish that whatever i was in the mood to eat would magically appear in my refrigerator, without necessitating a trip to the store or any preparation.