Waaaaaay back in the first few days of Basic Training a very large very dark Drill Sgt blocked the sun and sky from my universe and; "HIRT HRUT HREAT HRU HROWWWW!!!!!" and I stared open mouthed. This scenario repeated a few times until I was finally able to very vaguely understand; "WHAAATZZZZZZZ DA MADDER WIDU PRIDAT!???? DONCHU SPEEEK ENGLIS!?" to which I very unfortunately responded; "Why yes, I do. I'm not entirely certain what you are speaking though."
