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Originally Posted by nekokami
Lefty: Hugo?
Hugo (sighing): Yes Lefty?
Lefty: Why is Neko muttering about a washing powder?
Hugo (slightly confused): A washing powder?
Lefty: Daz
Hugo: Ah. we're in the United States, not the United Kingdom. Daz is a washing power in the United Kingdom; here in the states it's a software package.
Lefty: Does this Daz software need something from the United Kingdom, then?
Hugo (getting confused again): The United Kingdom?
Lefty: Well, the United Kingdom is far, far away, right?
Hugo (somewhat nervous, and thinking of Shrek): Yes
Lefty: And since it is a Kingdom, it must have a king, right?
Hugo (getting exceptionally nervous by the length of Lefty's logical deduction): Well, that or a queen.
Lefty: So that's why she was going on about far king dlls. Isn't dlls a strange name for a king?
Hugo (deciding to take they easy road): Yes.
Lefty (changing tack): That looks like the ninth cup of tea she's making. And her chuntering is getting louder. Do you think we could help?
Hugo (somewhat stunned that Lefty knows the word chuntering): It couldn't hurt. Lets have a look.
Lefty: Has she got the wrong monitor?
Hugo (getting slightly confused again, and thinking of Wallace and Grommit): The Wrong Monitor?
Lefty: Yes. It says here it couldn't find the Microsoft.VC80.CRT. She's got an LCD monitor, not a CRT. If we get rid of the LCD, would that help.
Hugo (now very worried with Lefty's Monitor Identification Skills): I don't think that's a good idea.
Lefty (deflated): Shall I go back to purring?
Hugo (relieved): That's a very good idea. And I'll get the Muffin man to bring some really nice double chocolate muffins.
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Wow. I hope the muffins go well with the tea. And that you get it all installed.