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Originally Posted by Alphapheemail
squirrels are nothing... and can be easily defeated...
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Perhaps your everyday road-pizza squirrel, but you might want to familiarise yourself with the forum's (the universe's, the multiverse's) Pirate Ninja Squirrel variety. The Solid Gold Disco Dancer Pirate Ninja Squirrel subspecies are particularly nasty, and will destroy you while leaving a particularly irritating middleclass pop-disco tune running through your head. Fortunately, they mostly like to dance, and if they ask you to join, it's best to say yes.
The PNS are the alpha and the omega (and lots of letters in between too). They are the dark matter and dark energy of the multiverse. They are the third corner of the Holy Inevitability Trinity after death and taxes. They are all that will remain after the heat-death of every universe (until they play the "let's light our farts with a lighter" game, and kick the whole thing off again).
They do like a "Giggle" though, and a Zany Carter Deluxe or twelvety.
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Originally Posted by kwjones
My only hope against squirrel world domination is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris wears a WWPNSD bracelet.
Cheers,
Marc
Montsnmags Enterprises
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