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Crows are the smartest birds I have met. They are organized and know how to use some basic tools. Now to devise a crow Turing test....
The real question should be what new animal fetish will generate the most couch fees to be paid to the laddy by the door. No matter what the vote is, we are never going to purge ourselves of llamas and squirrels. But now we need another animal to create an animal trinity.
Lemmings are just a one joke animal and ferrets remind me of Frank Burns of the 2077th. To make it work you need something as evil as a squirrel and as lovable as a llama. Or conversly we could pick an animal that brings new qualities that the prior ones lack. Maybe something that tastes good. (That leaves the crows out as no one likes eating crow.)
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