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Originally Posted by pshrynk
Where do you find a lawyer with no legs?
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At the Bar?
I've heard several versions of this joke, all of which are politically or religiously incorrect. I'm sure it should be possible to modify this to be a MR specific....
Four people, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker, are sitting in a restaurant, when a reporter runs in and says, "Excuse me, what is your opinion about the meat shortage?"
The Saudi says, "Excuse me, what's a shortage?"
The Russian says, "Excuse me, what's meat?"
The North Korean says, "Excuse me, what's an opinion?"
The New Yorker, says, "Excuse me? What's excuse me?
(With all due apologies to New Yorkers....)
<Well, I like it anyway.>