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hmmmmm.... how to do this within PG parameters....
Ok, so I was a young rambunctious soldier and the boytoy of the moment was a very large MP. We were *tussling* (wink wink nudge nudge) on my bunk (yes Army bunk) and he decided that I had been in Lilith position too long and it was time to spin. As we rolled, my foot got stuck underneath him with our combined weight on top and it broke the outside bone in the foot. And he thought I was screaming in ecstasy! I found that Army Docs DO have a sense of humor!
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