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Originally Posted by Alphapheemail
welcome! hope you are comfy and have lots of time, hope you're single and have no needy relatives bc from now on you'll be on 2 hours of sleep. All your time will be spent on looking for your perfect wife... err i mean ereader, then after the wedding your time will be spent on researching more books, formatting, troubleshooting and of course reading.
your doomed now.  |
You must be a psychic... really .
Because that's exactly what's happening to me
My eyes have doubled the size
from all that reading and searching in my quest for the right other half.
Firstly I fell in love with the iLiad. She stunned me with a sexy glance from her beautiful big eyes (8''). And she was from a good family. Royal ancestors (Philips). I wanted to give her flowers (my wallet), put my hands all over her body, take her to bed.
But then I turned my head and there were other looky-looky girls all around me. The petite Sony with charming finesse and hidden talents..
The ever responsible eSlick with a reliable character to support me with my bad habits (PDF addict).
And this so much talked girl, the readermate of the month, who's coming to town soon, Textra, she looks so promising with her lovely outfit and mysterious face, I feel she's really inviting me to touch her.Caress her. Make her come...alive
Finally the tall sporty girl, incredible body, for whom everyone is talking about. Plastic Locic Reader, the Isinbayeva of liseuses. She looks like a champion.
Oh my good Lord. What I'm gonna do. I am so lost. I need a sign from the heavens to keep me in track.
