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A husband and wife are sitting at a table at her twentieth high-school reunion.
There is an incredibly drunk man slumped over at the table across from them.
“Do you know that guy?” the husband asks.
“Yes,” the wife replies somberly. “That’s my ex-boyfriend. He started drinking right after we broke up and hasn’t been sober since.”
“Good God,” the husband replies. “Who knew it was possible to celebrate for that long?”
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