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Originally Posted by vivaldirules
Dude! If not Zelda, then who? If not Zelda, then what? And if not Zelda, then why (or why not)? It's, like, ZELDA IS OUR QUEEN!
(and she laughs out our jokes sometimes)
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And if not Zelda, then where, when and how?
(but that's another thread.)
Have you ever had an audience with the Queen?
Has she Knighted you?
Has she Knighted
ANY of you? And if not,
why not?
If she laughs at you
(er, at your jokes), does that not warrant Knighthood?
Have you seen her likeness (whatever it may be) on a coin of the realm?
Do you even know what her likeness
is?
Oh yee of little proof. You swear to have faith, total faith, and nothing but the faith, so help you Zelda. So say one, so say you all.
If the figment of your imagination says she is so, then she is so. Go forth and doubt no more, forever.