One day, a man is driving when he finds a parrot in the street. Unsure of what to do, he invites it into his car and drives until he finds a policeman.
"Excuse me, I've found a lost parrot and I'm not sure what to do with it!"
"You should take it to the zoo", says the policeman.
"Thank you officer" replies the man. A week later, the policeman sees the man in his car, and the parrot is still in the front seat.
"Why is the parrot still with you? I thought you were taking him to the zoo?"
"I did!", replies the man, "We had such a fantastic time, we're driving to the beach!"
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