Welcome to The Conversatory 
This a venue for random discussions leading nowhere - or everywhere. At the moment I'm contemplating the relevance of ambivalence in the creation of order from chaos, why orange is such a nasty color, and what to make for dinner. But just give me a minute and we may be onto something else. In any event, friendly banter is welcome but there are
no steeeeeenking rules here.
Oh, by the way, please do not confuse
The Conversatory with that room down the hall
The Conservatory (a.k.a. Fred) which I think must be a greenhouse where people study serious music.
So I'll start. A minute ago, I was thinking what a good woody sort of word that "sausage" is.