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To: Mr. Chicken
We will no longer be shipping any products to you due to the overwhelming evidence that ACME Products Corp., a Division of Dangerously Innovative Products and Patents Incorporated (or "DIPPI") is not at fault despite your endless complaints, and that any injuries sustained by you were clearly caused by your own negligence, assumption of the risk and/or misuse of the products.
Sincerely,
The Acme customer support team
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