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Originally Posted by vivaldirules
Boudreaux's

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Chapped lips.
(I once got stuck in traffic with a full bladder. Sadly, the bottle trick doesn't work so well with women, so I had to have the driver's seat of the car torn down to the metal and reupholstered.)
I have no idea if any of the posts after the Butt Paste were associations or not.