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Originally Posted by desertgrandma
An old man sat in the mall, watching the world go by.
He saw one teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'
In classic style he did not bat an eye in his
response.
'Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'
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Hee!
This reminds me of a true story that happened to a friend of mine, many years ago. He was in a pub in North Wales (he was Welsh himself) and found himself sitting next to an old man who was eying all the underage drinkers in a disapproving fashion.
Finally he leaned over to my friend and said (in a broad Welsh accent) "When I were a teenager, you'd never find
us in the pub."
"Nooo," he said, slowly and disapprovingly. "We'd be up on the mountain, eating magic mushrooms."