An old man sat in the mall, watching the world go by.
He saw one teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'
In classic style he did not bat an eye in his
response.
'Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'
