On another rant: Overnight, the screen of my mobile phone started bulging a bit. I pulled it open and the lithium-ion battery had swollen up. (Turns out leaving it on the charger all the time isn't such a good idea. Now I know.

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Thankfully I was able to track down an OEM replacement online, but it'll be maybe a week before it gets here. Hilariously, the shipping cost more than the battery.