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DNSB · 10-10-2021, 01:52 AM

A pirate walks into a pub.
Pubkeeper: “What happened to you? Last time I saw you, you looked great. Now you’ve got a wooden leg, a glass eye and a hook.”
Pirate: “First we were in battle, and a cannonball blew my leg off. Then we were in another battle, and a sword cut my hand off. Then a bird flew over the ship, I looked up, and it pooped in my eye.”
Pubkeeper: “You lost your eye to some bird poop?”
Pirate: “I wasn’t used to the hook…”

10-10-2021, 01:52 AM	#11518
DNSB Bibliophagist Posts: 47,454 Karma: 171313058 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Vancouver Device: Kobo Sage, Libra Colour, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos	A pirate walks into a pub. Pubkeeper: “What happened to you? Last time I saw you, you looked great. Now you’ve got a wooden leg, a glass eye and a hook.” Pirate: “First we were in battle, and a cannonball blew my leg off. Then we were in another battle, and a sword cut my hand off. Then a bird flew over the ship, I looked up, and it pooped in my eye.” Pubkeeper: “You lost your eye to some bird poop?” Pirate: “I wasn’t used to the hook…”