In Egypt, the waters of the Siwa oasis are universally famous for their male-empowering ability. By way of experimentation, a centiliter of these waters was administered to the mummy of a pharaoh in the Abu Rimpel Museum, and immediately it came to life. The guards of the museum fled in terror, and the one who confronted the pharaoh was the director of the museum, Sir Highrump Lowprick, who now immediately changes the conversation when the subject is raised in his London club.
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