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Originally Posted by RickyMaveety
...I am carrying Adrien's love-child. Yes, you heard me correctly, a one-half guinea pig one-half gibbon is being born as a result of internet asexual reproduction. I'm going to call it a gibbon-pig for lack of a better description. And, since it will be a conception and birth with nary a uterus in sight, I'm am planning to announce it as the second coming. I'll probably name him "Eric" .... Eric, the Gibbon-Pig. (After Eric, the Fruit Bat.)
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Well, it's good to see you're a realist and don't expect Adrian to help out with the gibbon-pig-raising. Hell, I can't even get him to clean his own faeces off the walls (he calls it "Performance Art").
Incidentally, about 10 years ago Sydney had a massive hail storm which caused enormous amounts of damage to buildings and vehicles, to the point where many of the latter were just written off. Places with slate roofs (and there were a hell of a lot, terraces and the like, with their original slate in the inner suburbs of Sydney) were the hardest hit, since the replacement slate had to come from the UK (some houses wore tarp bonnets for 18 months to 2 years). Corrugated metal roofs held up much better than slate or tile, though dented. Cars, not so much. Many were write-offs, and for years afterwards seeing completely pockmarked cars driving around was not worthy of note. None of which matters to you, Ricky...I was just remembering.
Cheers,
Marc