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Interesting ....
Now, when did all you loonies start taking anything I have to say seriously??
So, fine, I've been outed .... I am carrying Adrien's love-child. Yes, you heard me correctly, a one-half guinea pig one-half gibbon is being born as a result of internet asexual reproduction. I'm going to call it a gibbon-pig for lack of a better description. And, since it will be a conception and birth with nary a uterus in sight, I'm am planning to announce it as the second coming. I'll probably name him "Eric" .... Eric, the Gibbon-Pig. (After Eric, the Fruit Bat.)
Just found out the hail storm did about $50,000 worth of damage to the house. Now I've got to decide if I want to pay the $10,000 deductible (damage is cosmetic only), or just have a lumpy house. Do gibbon-pigs really care about lumpy houses? Show of hands? Anyone know?
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