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Originally Posted by cassidym
You know, we keep talking about establishing the Mobilita Republica. Maybe we should establish it in Australia. We could take over the Outback. Drink enough Matilda Bay Bitter and we'd be up to the task. The basic rule would be that no one is allowed beyond the Black Stump without an eBook reader (preferably a Blue Sony) in their hand. Or, we could make an exception if they were to shout us a round of Tooheys or two.
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"Take over the outback", hey? I spose ya c'n save y'self sm money n walk 'ere fr'm there too 'f ya drink th' ocean firs', or annex th' sky n d'mand 't carrya there. No point 'n tak'n' ya ebook readas tho' - t' paraphrase a Simpsons quote an' internet meme: out there, in th' outback ya don' read stories, th' outback's stories read you.
Mobilita Republica: 'ere there be dragons...
jus' dragons, iffen yer lucky, an' I c'n promise ya won' be. "
A yardglass a bitter'll get yer mind more fitter, but in th' time 't takes t' Dream yewl wunda where ya lef' ya scream". Welcome t' th' Outback: Land a Spirits an' False Bravado.
Cheers an' beers,
Marc (up yer bum!)