Thanks a million guys

I killed my 500 lifting a TV set out of a trunk. I had forgotten it was in my jacket pocket as I picked up the TV in a bear hug. Anyways, It was comical as I kicked myself in the ars* a thousand times

Good thing I have 2 legs and not just 1. It would have been really funny! Thanks for the advice on the Flashman series Cassidym. I have the whole series sitting in Calibre waiting to be read.
My 700 just arrived about 45 minutes ago. I love it!!!
Thanks again for the warm welcome
Ron